i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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