we made out on top of his cat.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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