Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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