My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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