I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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