you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think your dad took our porno
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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