I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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