Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My vagina just clenched in fear
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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