so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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