Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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