Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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