why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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