I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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