Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I licked your asshole in confidence.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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