dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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