So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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