I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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