Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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