Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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