I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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