She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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