Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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