I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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