I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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