I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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