But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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