thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
