i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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