You really coming over, don't trick.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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