yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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