haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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