god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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