This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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