I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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