I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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