no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
In America we eat man semen.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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