I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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