1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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