had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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