Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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