Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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