Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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