Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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