You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
The air taste purple.
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