I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's blow job season.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
he had hair everywhere except his balls
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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