You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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