i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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