when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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