Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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