Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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