Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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