Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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