Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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