evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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