Non-Jews are for practice
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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