they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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